hatsunemarku replied to your post: mariachitimelord replied to your post: My fucking…

Woah, is everything ok on her end?

Her throat has been pretty inflamed the past few days, so it could be tonsillitis, or strep throat. Hopefully she’ll text me when shes home.

0 notes

mariachitimelord replied to your post: My fucking cousin stole my god damn Ipod when she came to visit.

Kill everyone

Thought about it, plus Lauren is going to urgent care today so I’m worried.

1 note

My fucking cousin stole my god damn Ipod when she came to visit.

WHAT THE FUCK!

1 note

(via hatsunemarku)

74,223 notes

Anonymous asked: I'll try. I have a few friends that work at the location that is interviewing me, so if all goes well it is going to be a grand time

Oh very much so

0 notes

Anonymous asked: Oh Llammakins, I am too poor for marriage since I have no job. But I do have a chance to sell my soul for a job at Walmart tomorrow.

Please, do sell your soul and join me in the pit of no return

1 note

Fuck…

Read More

0 notes

Anonymous asked: Justin Bieber, Protomen, Great Lake Avengers and rammstein.

Protomen, Kirby Krackle, Rammstein…

Marry me….

Justin Bieber…. NO! 

0 notes

(Source: itsallaboutmeow)

5 notes

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

a-wandering-child:

imeantbesidesvagina:

spiderpornfolder:

roxylalondeseyelashes:

thebluehuntress:

mintyflavored:

cheesu:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK FO JUMPS OVER HE LA DOG

TE UIC RWN  JUS VER TE LAY DG

welp

THE QUICKN BROWN FOPX JUMPS OVER THE LAY DOPS

THE QIOCK RPWN FOX JUMPST OVER THE LAZY DOG

damjoit

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OBCER TE LAZY O 

oh

HE QUIK BEROK FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

what

HE QUIK BRON FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

THE KBNFJDTHLAYDG

14,195 notes